welcome to the 12th inning of a college baseball game
this video of my lil brother just showed up in my iphoto im so confused
“yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out”
“what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now”
i like how his mom is immediately on his side and about to getaway car them off
last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up
true as hell
Do it now.
“SIT LIKE A LADY”
“NO”
